Flavius: I am a changed man, I have visited sacred ground.
Meterman: I thought you gave up on traveling to the Middle East.
F: I have seen it my child, and it moved me.
M: Where? Meca, Stonehenge, Assisi, Hooters?
F: Better, Bottleworks in Seattle.
M: Your life altering moment occured at a cold beer and wine store?
F: They stocked several hundred different kinds of beer! Observe the contents of the inviolable beer fridge.
--Fridge door opens.. Eerie, bright light emerges... Distant angelic voices start to sing..
M: Praise be unto Silenus! I BELIEVE!! Which one is first!

Troubadour Obscura - Mild Stout from Belgium

Taste +4

This dark amber stout first hits you with the slightest nose of quality Tequila. The flavours of roasted malts, chocolate and mulling spices immediately jump onto your tongue. Every sip adds more flavours to the mix (anise, licorice, plums..)

Aftertaste +1

The bitterness quickly vanishes and leaves a sweet spiciness.

Alcohol +1 8.2%

This is no lightweight beer, luckily it is a small bottle.

Value 0

While it is a great beer, the fact that I have to drive over 300km to find one makes it not cheap. That goodness I bought two.

Ingame Enhancement -1

Couldn't get on the shire again tonight, so I had to play with myself.

Overall 5/10

This is a great beer; If you can get your hands on some.