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Swan's Coconut Porter
You get your standard porter smell here: toast, roasted malt with added coconut macaroons. On its own it is a good porter; the right amount of roasted grains with a touch of sweetness. The coconut adds that extra creaminess and fullness; rather like coconut milk.
Longer lingering sweet roasted flavour, part toast and part coconut macaroon.
Alcohol Content 0 5.5%
This was nice, I would get it again. I think it was under $5 for a bomber.
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I saw the trailer for L4D2. I wet myself. Is there someway to medically induce a coma until November?
Take your above average roasted Porter, then add the thickness and sweetness or coconut and you have a coconut porter. I like it.