Warsteiner Dunkel (Germany)
Ratebeer 3.04 48th percentile
Beer Advocate B-
I left out the 'premium' in the title for reasons very apparent if you ever try this beer.
Take everything a great Dunkel should be. A rich nose of caramel malt, green apples with a nice balance of aromatic bitter hops and a healthy dose of carbonation; then add water. I'm sure this beer has some flavour somewhere. The label actually says 'hop extract'.
For an aftertaste there first must be a taste.
Alcohol Content -1 4.8%
At least it was cheap. A 500ml can was under $3.
Ingame Enhancement +1
This dish water of a beer did not distract me from finishing a L4D map with Aqualung.
Technically it was beer. There is some German printing on the front of the can; I sure it says, "I can't believe you bought this beer, sucker!"